In anyone's favorite tabletop sports simulation board game, the associated player ratings and game engine can make up the crux of how much one enjoys that particular game. While the game engines themselves are important, typically game designers put significant thought into a game's structural design. Moreover, most games are play tested long enough to notice lacking areas and inconsistencies in the game engine, leading to most game engines being relatively stable over time and not causing too many headaches for players. This may not be the case as often, however, when it comes to the aspect of statistical distributions of player ratings. As a player of over 20 different tabletop sports simulation games, I personally have noticed a striking reality: that some games seemingly to pay more attention to their player ratings distribution and variation between players than others, and this significantly impacts one's enjoyment of the game! ...